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Transcript
- 0:02Hi all. If you liked my performance, don't forget to comment.
- 0:07Um… I guess this was something like my season one episode.
- 0:14I cracked the fortune, bro. Your fortune. Cracked it.
- 0:19Cracked it so easily.
- 0:22Cracked that fortune. So easy.
- 0:25Your girlfriend should, like, do it too. Just saying.
- 0:30I got this from Craftd. Look, I got this from Craftd. Okay?
- 0:37This one's Craftd too.
- 0:39And this one… f*ck all.
- 0:44Oh, wait. There's this too. Sorry, forgot the glasses.
- 0:49Glasses. Better now?
- 0:53How's that?
- 0:54Amazing, right?
- 0:56What was it you told me?
- 1:03What was it you told me?
- 1:07Glasses.
- 1:10Moustache.
- 1:12Jewellery.
- 1:15F*ck…
- 1:17Jewellery.
- 1:21Did I put them in the right places, man?
- 1:23Where do I normally wear this one? Forgot.
- 1:27Like this, I think.
- 1:29Right. My humility ring, on my pinky.
- 1:31The meaningless ring goes here.
- 1:33And the very meaningful ring, here.
- 1:35This ring will be worth a lot one day. Right now: £30.
- 1:38I'm giving it to my girl.
- 1:40It'll be worth a fortune. Right now: £30.
- 1:43Look. Right now: Craftd. Look.
- 1:46Mate.
- 1:47Bro.
- 1:49Craftd.
- 1:51A brand.
- 1:53Craftd, f*ck yeah. Great brand. England, okay?
- 1:57I did it.
- 1:59Well? Great, right?
- 2:02Cracked it. F*ck, it was so simple.
- 2:05Everything was simple for me.
- 2:09Because I know how to think, f*ck.
- 2:12Okay? Because fortunes have fried my brain before.
- 2:16And you threw a fortune in front of me.
- 2:18And I f*cking demolished it.
- 2:21'Cause that's what I do.
- 2:22Because I went mad once.
- 2:24Okay? I read myself a fortune and it drove me mad. F*ck.
- 2:31Do I look the part?
- 2:33The hair and all that… I did that myself too. If you're wondering.
- 2:38Because I'm a smart man, f*ck. Smarter than you.
- 2:41But you've got two. Guess one of them's a lie.
- 2:45I just can't take it off.
- 2:46Now I've made a fool of myself. F*ck. Made a fool of myself.
- 2:52(Unclear speech.)
- 2:58(The last frame freezes and the sound stops.)
- 3:06(A name card appears on black.)
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